August 2012
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manyame:
okay so i saw this bridge in paris with all these creepy faces and i couldnt help but laugh like look at them
each one
is so
unique
bethmai:
bedroom—hymns:
clusterphoque:
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep...
slutstatus:
she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, she’s cheer captain, and I’ve got more followers on tumblr than her
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centrlperk:
So I took a picture of my dog
then I turned it upside down
and all of a sudden wish I didn’t
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wakeywakey-tea-and-cakey:
You know when you’re playing UNO and someone puts this card down
And it’s like they just punched you straight in the face and you start to wonder if you could ever really trust them at all, if everything was just a game to them and the whole time they’ve just been waiting for their opportunity, for the perfect moment to destroy you.
crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
how do you politely push someone off of a cliff
mister-comedy:
when i was in 8th grade i had a really creepy pedophile for a gym teacher and one time he slapped my ass thinking that i was one of the girls and then we just stared at each other for a good 20 seconds and then he gave me 100 for the rest of the year
lampsarepeopletoo:
that feeling when you hear your parents footsteps approaching your door and you kill yourself 3 or 4 times
offendpoppunk:
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks